I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
The not entirely bad news is that the process of learning has left the kitchen a mess and there may or may not be a few pieces of a broken plate somewhere on the floor that I can't find. I tried to find all the pieces, but I didn't.
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A fabulous night is what happened to me. Afraid your little friends will see me?
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( she has been a luthor for years now. discretion is an artform. )
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Just how drunk was the poor sucker?
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( also, it was her party. )
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Well, don't you?
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No.
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( bon is momentarily forgetting how time consuming having a pet could be, blinded by its cuteness. )
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