ella and christina attempt RP again | version 2.0

[aleksandar]

IT'S A TEXTING MEME!!

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[moves]

I opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pineapple, I don't know what happened to you.

[crescents]

( let's say socialite sophie wilder used to be the serena to veronica's blair back in the day and she's come for a visit, y/n? )

A fabulous night is what happened to me. Afraid your little friends will see me?

[moves]

Hardly. I'm concerned that you didn't recall that you can just have Smithers let you in. It's not like anyone would care.

[yeahihidmypants]

Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied.

[lavish]

I'm almost offended you feel the need to remind me.

( she has been a luthor for years now. discretion is an artform. )

[yeahihidmypants]

It's just a friendly reminder. Not a lecture.

[msattentionspan]

I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.

[armlocks]

( his name is ruby and he owns it. he's a demon but a nice one we swearz. )

Just how drunk was the poor sucker?

[msattentionspan]

He was barely standing. I mean, I'd almost feel bad if it wasn't such a nice jacket.

[beks]

I cannot believe our party caught on fire.

[doublewalker]

You're underestimating the amount of people who don't like vampires.

( also, it was her party. )

[beks]

I've survived centuries of people not liking vampires. There have been very few fires and even fewer at parties.

[birthright]

You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?"

[dramatic]

( wonderland adventures are a go! )

Well, don't you?

[birthright]

Small, fluffy, and violent?

No.

[distracts]

Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?

[vampirebarbie]

Help. I can't keep him.

[incendia]

Can I keep him?

( bon is momentarily forgetting how time consuming having a pet could be, blinded by its cuteness. )

[vampirebarbie]

Bonnie, that's not why I texted you! You're supposed to be the strong one in the face of cuteness.

[sucking]

I have good news and not entirely bad news.

[aleksandar]

Shouldn't that just be good news then?

[sucking]

But then it would just be news. I had to split it up and it's not really bad news, but it's two part.

[sucking]

The first part is that I finally figured out the proper method to make crepes from scratch. That's the good news.

[sucking]

The not entirely bad news is that the process of learning has left the kitchen a mess and there may or may not be a few pieces of a broken plate somewhere on the floor that I can't find. I tried to find all the pieces, but I didn't.

[sucking]

Also there are a lot of crepes. Too many crepes.